Awful/pretty god damn bad bloggers and websites of the moment

Hi! I'm a terrible person and sometimes I pray for death. So, here is a moment that gives reason to that fact: I will critique some of the bloggers that I find on Blog Snob, and tear it apart like a FOB to a basket of balut. Damnit, my mom and step-dad just came through the door and they're kicking me out. I have two minutes to criqute this girl's blog:

It's pretty good, but the way that she made the freaking layout with an absolute background that DOES NOT fit with the way she layed out her entries. I mean, look at it. The "Creative Chicks" thing gets all hidden away as soon as you scroll down. Very un-appealing. Secondly [about the background], the girl's foot is cut off from the blog entries. It may not be a big deal, but to me, it's really ugly and it just ruins that cool picture of that girl. [mom yelling]

Her gallery.

Wow. How very un-asthetically pleasing. Her ugly background repeats and repeats, sometimes clashing with her text. AGAIN, the foot of the girl in the background is yet cut off IN EVERY SINGLE REPEAT. Holy shit.

Her message board.

Again, wow. How the hell can she call her website, "Creative Girls", when she uses the same picture layout for every single page? [mom yelling some more and threating to manually turning off the computer. fuck.] I mean, it's okay if you use the same theme [it actually looks a hell of a lot better that way, than varying themes from page to page], but could you at least obtain another picture? All she did for the message board banner was, use the same font for "Creative Girls", use the same picture and resize it a couple of times, flip one of them, and voila. That's her message board layout. It's pretty fucking lame, if you ask me.

Okay, I really have to go. Late.